Ok, look. Just because I have the same name as subway girl does not mean I am her.

I am a fantasy girl, just someone who reads what your sad little mind writes to give you hope that you can find love someday. This isn't fucking reading rainbow. Give me something juicy to read, not this sappy bullshit. Come on, show me a real pickup line, not that coffee shop with a sandwich bullshit. Look me in the eyes when you ask me. Tease me. Challenge me. Try me. But do not pursue me. Because I will break your heart to the beat of the music.

So ask me again. Just one more time, but not now. 

You know what you need to do. 

Improve your game, boy.